Will Roberts ~ The Daily Scream


I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream! Ahh!
Here we go!  So the other day I bought a bottle of water and wait til you hear what it cost .. next
Now when I was a kid, if you tried to give me water to drink, I’d probably throw a fit.I mean water, it’s used to water plants, put out fires, my goldfish lived in it and slept in it;
you can’t make popsicles out of it because that would be an ice cube.
can you imagine if I had a water stand instead of a kool-aid stand, when I was a kid I’d be broke.
Now  before they convinced us that bottled water was worth more than  a gallon of gas it was still just water.
The other day a good friend of mine and he told me that he was going into the business of selling bottled water; from Denmark,
He said it would cost folks $10 a bottle. I sure hope the bottle is made out of gold, or at least worth more than five cents when you recycle it.
Here’s my  plan; I say we spend our money on water boards. No, no, no, no, not waterboarding; water boards.  You know your local water boards….at least then you know where to return it if somethings floating in it.
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